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VPK's final pledge? That's what he told us before sternly asking us to remove our hats. The retiree is ready to release his legacy and, according to him, it's advice worth heeding when he's in the graveyard, too. "STAY. OFF. THE. GODDAMN. GRASS." With that, he ushered us out. Before we left, we saw a framed album cover hanging on the wall next to a blood-splattered yard stick: BROKAW JAW - THE GREATEST GENERATION. Holy crap, this guy has been everywhere.
"Dude, I just want my ball."
- Jimmy, age 10.
"This is an institution of learning, ladies and gentlemen."
- Joe Clark
"HATED HIM AT THE TIME. RESPECT HIM NOW."
- Lord Vishnagth, Blackened Accountants
released March 25, 2014
Vice Principle Kowalski - All expulsions.
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